Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011