The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
Get the crack puppetmug. Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022
Get the Waste Puppetmug. by Cave Moss February 24, 2012
Get the Stork Puppetmug. the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017
Get the Puppet-phobiamug. 
by the horn bag April 6, 2017
Get the puppet sniffermug. by Orzi December 9, 2009
Get the Rectal puppetmug.