That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 02, 2018
by the horn bag April 06, 2017
Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.
by Shugunou January 07, 2023
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 15, 2009
This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
by Cave Moss January 28, 2012