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center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
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Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012
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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate
Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
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Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.
Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.
by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014
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rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.
"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
the party was ruined by an invalid punch
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
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