Public Toilet Butt 

The state of your butt when you stand up from a public toilet, particularly when it has someone else's pee on it. The overwhelming disgusted feeling that you suddenly have and the mental vows that you make to never make this mistake again. Your desperate attempt to wipe the foreign pee off your butt by rubbing it against the inside of your pants. Ewwww.

Great mirror in there but I just got Public Toilet Butt.

Public Toilet Butt by Tidy Tova November 5, 2014

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

public hair by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

public access 

The worst thing on the planet

Jimmy: Hey Man, Did you watch that Public Access last night

Mark: Yeah, It Sucked

public access by Teh Ramones July 30, 2016

Public Transit 

A Yuppie's favorite method of transportation. When a Yuppie rides the bus he or she gets a warm fuzzy feeling because they think they are saving the planet by reducing their carbon foot print. What a normal person sees when they get on Public Transit is a inconvenient, filthy, crowded, noisy, disgusting, mobile metal death trap.

Yuppie: Lets take Public Transit today and save the polar bears.

Normal Person (1): I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Normal Person (2): I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

Normal Person (3):Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

Normal Person (4): I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Normal Person (5): I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Normal Person (6): Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Margaret Thatcher - A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.

Public Transit by theddawg123456456 February 7, 2012

Public tit

The social welfare system of the State. Often used in the pejorative context to refer to lazy, uneducated citizens who desire to "milk" the freebies of government until they're forced to work, or expel another child into the world.

Shauntaye's been sucking off the public tit for 5 years now cuz she donno who da bebbe daddy is!

Public tit by skygod74 May 7, 2007

public health services for mental health care 

Mental health care services for select needy groups of the population provided by the government

Repealing the IMD exclusion from Medicaid would be a public health service for mental health care

public health services for mental health care by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Public Bicycle 

A common joke of which secretly mature persons use. Most appearances of this "humor phrase" can be found in small dissing battles of American origin.

Susie's mom is like a public bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

Public Bicycle by jd raider May 19, 2008