Potato

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

by Bryn Tilney May 8, 2013

potatohead

A complete numpty who is too stupid and inept to realise just how stupid and inept he really is. Also thinks he's a bit clever - usually a bit of a slap-head as well...

That Ian Duncan-Smith, bit of a potatohead i'nt he?

by monk September 8, 2003

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Potatoful

A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.

"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"

by Potato716 October 13, 2017

desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.

Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.

by Billy Dick September 16, 2007

grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.

He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!

by Sonja Young November 5, 2007

Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

by Havana192 November 22, 2009