Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

proctitute

An individual who sells anal sex; combination of the word 'prostitute' and the prefix 'proct-', which revolves around an anus.

WTF!? There's a proctitute over there trying to get my attention!

by boyboy626 July 8, 2016

Proftitute

A proftitute is a person who is ready to trade his self-respect for mere pass grades. Usually these unfortunate illicit relationships spike up towards the end of semester.

one out of three university students is a proftitute

by Jayyant November 8, 2016

prostitutilicous

An adjective to describe something as prostitute like without offending someone.

Sarah: Damn girl, those shorts are looking pretty prostitutilicous
Emma: Thanks, I try

by Zoë Strong February 5, 2017

prostitution

what the constitution shall be renamed to since there is restricted freedom

The Constitution should be renamed to the Prostitution

by MindsEyeTHPS May 30, 2017

Prostituber

An Uber ride with a happy ending.

That Uber driver was a real prostituber.

by Stobywan December 14, 2018

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019