The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
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Preston Downs is the unofficial name of a housing estate in the Littlemoor area within the town of Weymouth, Dorset, United Kingdom.
Preston is another area of Weymouth, but this is two miles away across open countryside from Littlemoor.
Preston is another area of Weymouth, but this is two miles away across open countryside from Littlemoor.
by Uncle Kurn July 31, 2011
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Her: “Whoa, is that Preston?”
You: “Yeah, isn’t he perfect?”
Her: “Yeah, he is. I wish he was mine.”
You: “He’s mine, there’s no other like Preston.”
You: “Yeah, isn’t he perfect?”
Her: “Yeah, he is. I wish he was mine.”
You: “He’s mine, there’s no other like Preston.”
by Ilikepineapples🤷🏼♀️ December 18, 2017
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by Wizard888 April 21, 2017
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Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
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