When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
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"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
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you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
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It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
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I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.
*Two hours and 150 dollars later*
Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...
*Two hours and 150 dollars later*
Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...
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