Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

poling

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.

That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.

by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009

posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003