His eyes glimmered as he realized he was waist deep in opportunity. Looking at the woman behind the camera, he asks "You want my name?"
"Yeah, sure!" She replied excitedly.
He stood gallantly, his mouth salivating, slightly aroused as he stared into the camera.
"It's Hugh Mungus."
She began to twitch and foam at the mouth, feeling the oppression like a Middle-Eastern housewife.
"Is that sexual harassment?!" She cried out.
"Hugh Mungus what? Hugh Mungus what? Why would you say that to me? Hugh Mungus what?"
The woman, carrying the burden of generation after generation of living under the patriarchy declared to bystanders, "This person just spoke to me in a sexually harassing way!"
From the shadows a good samaritan emerged.
"Shut the fuck up you fucking POP."
"Yeah, sure!" She replied excitedly.
He stood gallantly, his mouth salivating, slightly aroused as he stared into the camera.
"It's Hugh Mungus."
She began to twitch and foam at the mouth, feeling the oppression like a Middle-Eastern housewife.
"Is that sexual harassment?!" She cried out.
"Hugh Mungus what? Hugh Mungus what? Why would you say that to me? Hugh Mungus what?"
The woman, carrying the burden of generation after generation of living under the patriarchy declared to bystanders, "This person just spoke to me in a sexually harassing way!"
From the shadows a good samaritan emerged.
"Shut the fuck up you fucking POP."
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