POP

Perpetually Offended Person

His eyes glimmered as he realized he was waist deep in opportunity. Looking at the woman behind the camera, he asks "You want my name?"
"Yeah, sure!" She replied excitedly.
He stood gallantly, his mouth salivating, slightly aroused as he stared into the camera.
"It's Hugh Mungus."
She began to twitch and foam at the mouth, feeling the oppression like a Middle-Eastern housewife.
"Is that sexual harassment?!" She cried out.
"Hugh Mungus what? Hugh Mungus what? Why would you say that to me? Hugh Mungus what?"
The woman, carrying the burden of generation after generation of living under the patriarchy declared to bystanders, "This person just spoke to me in a sexually harassing way!"
From the shadows a good samaritan emerged.
"Shut the fuck up you fucking POP."

by HollowCostsInc December 12, 2016

popped

Usually used in an MMO. To die or use an ability.

Mrshmllo: Holy shit, that Ice Sphere nearly popped me.

by MrMallow July 7, 2017

Pop

One of the best genres of music, but not the best. Michael Jackson is really good, but there are others.

The king of pop is "dead"

by Michael_J._Fan June 5, 2018

pop

guy, man

uz a weak bitch POP!!!

by xNHx VIPER June 25, 2004

Popped

The sudden realization that you've been somehow brainwashed into liking POP music.

God, I love Womanizer by Britney Spe...Aww Shit....I've been popped.

by twitch45 April 8, 2009

pop

when acne infested faces become nuclear and can pop or explode covering everyone with pus
to trigger the pimple into engage mode all you have to do is upset them emotionally

dear god hes going to pop
*pop* *pop* *pop* *POP*
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

by tainted shadow September 15, 2006

pop

Slang for alcoholic beverage, cocktail, beer, etc.

My buddies and I went out last night and had a few pops.

by Marty January 29, 2005