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Pooched the Poodle

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle
by Kaurae May 22, 2021
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POOCH

A POOCH is a man with a strong and handsome body who has been aura farming for many years whilst making sure to attend lots of Lily Phillips meet and jeets. A POOCH is always very fond of a cugno with their passionate love making abilities ruining friendships and relationships of other. A POOCH loves to read SMUT and listen to 432 HZ in his free time.
RAISE YOUR POOCH

hey look he's a massive Pooch

That Pooch is so sexy
by Sam's worst Nightmare February 13, 2025
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Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments
Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.
by Jup01 May 26, 2020
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Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.
Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.
by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022
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hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles
your a hench poocher
by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007
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pooch

a synonyme for butthole, like its counter part 'cooch'

cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat

pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat
"i just farted out of my pooch"

"yeah man i just queefed out of my cooch!"
by big juicy 69 January 25, 2025
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