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Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.
Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...
by rouleur66 January 8, 2021
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Derbyshire Picnic

I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk.
by anonymous January 10, 2021
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dickity picity

the gay way of asking for a picture of someone’s dick
Me: I’m still waiting for you to send me a dickity picity!!

A friend of mine: I’m not sending you one
by johnnysamericano June 9, 2021
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Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
by gibe gupe July 13, 2021
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Bath picnic

A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!
Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.
by meep89 August 7, 2021
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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