Ass Physics

No ass is flat or small if there is enough to jiggle- Sir Isaac Newton

Becky- My ass is small...
Tim- According to the laws of Ass physics; it jiggles so it is not small

by Jack Danniells October 15, 2020

Troll physics

sciense of troll

step one: cover your self in oil
step two: wait for rain
step three : walk out
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Troll physics bitch

by mexicanfoxnigga April 14, 2021

Gnarly Physical Science Teacher

A teacher who'll drive into American Wing Co. blasting Luda's hit song, "Move Bitch Get Out The Way", with a car full of freshman cheerleaders.

Where's that music coming from?
Oh from that Gnarly Physical Science Teacher!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

physident-prone

When someone is prone to accidents resulting in physical injury of themselves.

That one friend who always finds a way to hurt themselves on accident, even if you're just playing go-fish is physident-prone.

by confinedtocrutches May 11, 2011

awkward physical exam

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.

The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.

by doctaclonez March 17, 2011

phasion

Term for big dick, monsterous compared to the average, could destroy Tokyo when ejaculated.

When Tina saw Jim's phasion her jaw dropped to the floor in awe and fear.

by AsSmUnChInGtItTyFuCk February 11, 2015

physics

1. a genius's paradise. euphoria. better then sex.
2. hell.
3. a science class you take in high school. it's like math class, only more complicated. it sucks. don't take it if you don't have to.

1. Wow, physics makes me all hot and bothered. e = mc2!!
2. I got a 64% in physics and all i want to do is become an artist, not a fucking physicist, therefore, i fail high school and life just because i don't give a shit about einstien and how his balls dropped at the same rate as a pendgilum or whatever.
3. PHYSICS SUCKS.

by high school student December 28, 2005