Masturbation Paralyzation

When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!

by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina June 3, 2018

Lucas Peralta

Very sweet and caring person he will help anyone when they go through tough time even though his life isn't great but he throws on a smile and inspires people he will do his best to make people feel good about themselves he want everyone to be positive and not negative

When people get upset they go to Lucas Peralta and tells him what there straggling through and he does his very best to give them advice

by Lucas Peralta November 14, 2018

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.

" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"

by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021

Project paralysis

When you have so many things to do, you become so overwhelmed that you can’t start on any of them.

Dude, how’s that Jeep project coming?
Bro, I can’t even start it because I have too many projects and can’t focus on any of them. Fucking project paralysis…

by goodlord! July 29, 2021

Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.

“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”

by Saph-69 September 11, 2021

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021