penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Pantless Krab

To be a total moron and a ass to blizzhackers.com

Mibz

by Not So Smurfy September 12, 2003

Pentecostal

Skirt wearing mother fuckers

look at the skirt on that bitch, i bet she is "Pentecostal"
"her hair is as long as her skirt, Pentecostal bitch"

by fuckingasshole October 23, 2008

Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010

Pentest

Nerd sexual lingo.

To see whether your "USB stick" will successfully inject a "virus"

I pentested that sexy gamer girl last night.

by СукаБлять October 12, 2017

United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008