by flyingtiger May 27, 2005

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

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by Bobda builder December 9, 2013

The act of using a fork and knife to eat your food.
'Cut' refers to the act of cutting your food with a knife and 'paste' refers to the act of putting the food in your mouth.
'Cut' refers to the act of cutting your food with a knife and 'paste' refers to the act of putting the food in your mouth.
by dictionaryy king November 25, 2016

by Jag C October 30, 2007

Dang mug, you’re a shife paste. I’m surrounded by shife pastes. That shife paste caint lift that 2x4. I bet that shife paste takes it in the butt.
by Ki Caw January 13, 2022
