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Paradigm Shift

1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.

2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.
Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department

In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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The Black Parade

Everyone should by My Chemical Romance's new cd The Black Parade.
by House of Wolves October 20, 2006
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paradigm

A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.
The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.
by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006
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its a parade inside my city yeah

A bar commonly used by Ja Morant in post game interviews.
Nba youngboy: its a parade inside my city yeah a** shaking giving head.
by Showtime5 February 22, 2023
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Bitch Parade

A person or group of people who are willing to do whatever is asked of them.
Roommate X: "My girlfriend and I want to have a nice dinner. Do you think you could go to the store and get us some food?"
Roommate Y: "What does this look like, a bitch parade? Go get it yourself."
by WillowAtHarvard June 28, 2011
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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.
Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."
by Jared Juice August 22, 2010
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