Panic! at the Disco

A gay ass band who most fans only know because of the song 'I Write Sins Not Tradgedies'. Most girls think they're hot but the truth is they wear more makeup than your mother.

Katie:OMG PATD iz comin 2 our citi! =D
Sally:ya i kno mi mom sed i can go!
Katie:yay we can go 2getha lolz XD
Sally:hey alex u lik Panic! at the Disco????
Alex:Hell no. They wear more make up than your mother does.

by MegaPickle March 14, 2009

Panic at the Disco

A shit song written in 'fag' language.

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Look, you are not bad ass if you fit huge words in a verse. You are not fucking awesome if you write songs about a fucking wedding, you make yourself sound fucking gay. Lastly, you will never, ever be heavy.

Sad but true. Long live metal.

Panic at the Disco is not metal.

by Ch0023r July 20, 2007

Panic at the gates

When in an work situation your boss demands that you have a report on his desk by yesterday you experience panic at the gates. A high pressured work deadline.

The manager called in yesterday and wanted my project outline by tomorrow! Panic at the gates!

by Dr Evil Secretary December 8, 2004

Panic at the Disco

Quite possibly the worst band in the history of the world. They're even worse than Fall Out Boy and the Jonas Brothers combined, which is seriously saying something. You might be able to use the term "music", if you use it loosely. Most people think that their noisy excuse for music might fit into the genre of "emo-core", but even then, it would a compliment, so they have they're own genre, known as "new-age piss-core". The "band" has four members, all of which are extremely gay and therefore do not want girls, much less 13-year-old girls. Most of their songs include melodies that were sampled from more popular and better bands, such as Led Zeppelin, the Who, and the Beatles. They are below rap and hip-hop, both of which suck terribly, and is the single-celled organism stage of music. And then, just to finish it off, they took out the only cool thing about them: the "!", which put them even lower than they were.

Hitler is better than 'Panic at the Disco'.

by tylerkillspoon February 22, 2009

panic! at the disco

a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.

bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?

by myy love. January 11, 2009

Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.

Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

by Metal freak11d2 and b-layz August 8, 2009

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013