A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you
by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 18, 2015
a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...
sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
by blthrskt May 05, 2009
An ass-pad is possessed by a goalie in the video game NHL 11. It describes when you have a one timer with a wide open net, and a pad seems to come from absolutely no where and completely rob you of a seemingly free goal.
1 - So i was playing NHL 11 yesterday
2- Oh, how'd it go?
1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.
2- Wow, you got jewed hard.
2- Oh, how'd it go?
1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.
2- Wow, you got jewed hard.
by offend@nhl11 March 08, 2011
1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
by Mary Barnes May 01, 2008
by Brillo pad fluff February 26, 2015
going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
by Big Mike February 22, 2005
by dudeminds100 June 28, 2010