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Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Arizona Orbital

When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over
Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital
by Tbone601 January 8, 2023
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Full orbit

Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan
Oh shit that guys doing A full orbit... oh shit RUN
by Josephwildjojo May 20, 2023
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flip your orbit

Noun: to see or experience something so monumental, extreme or life changing that your world has - figuratively - flipped its orbit.
Person 1: "Woah, did you just see that rig with HUGE arms fit through that TINY doorway?! It's enough to make you flip your orbit!"

Person 2: "That's so monumental, extreme and life changing I AM going to flip my orbit!"
by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. February 4, 2010
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Back-Country Kentucky Orbit

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
by Igloo City March 13, 2022
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