kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 10, 2018

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Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 04, 2019

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shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath October 29, 2008

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my ass

expression meaning that something said previous was wrong, or a retort to something someone else said about a person.

"my ass you're early! you're gonna be late!"

"me, a bitch? my ass!"

by Metaka December 26, 2002

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blew my ass out

a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.

Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!

That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.

by Toddy D April 12, 2007

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