An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
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“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
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The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.
"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."
by madcow117 March 7, 2021
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Get the Shrek Offender mug.A phrase used between two autistic people to describe when one of them, does something that it blatantly autistic. Can also be referred to as a "Kermit." Things that can be described as a "Kermitable Offense" are dislike of bright lights, flashing lights, sudden loud noises, dislike of textures of food, a dislike of sensations like being wet, slimy, or itchy, or an obsessive knowledge of one very oddly specific topic (ie trains, robots, monsters, anime, etc.)
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Person 1: "Hey did you know that there is no exact canonical description of what the map of the Island of Sodor looks like? And that it's different in many continuities?"
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."
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No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
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