Oatmeal Kid

one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??

Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.

by I want to actually die April 3, 2017

ostomate

Someone who has undergone surgery where they were given an ileostomy, colostomy, or urostomy.

Shelia is an ostomate.
It's easier talking to fellow ostomates when you're having issues with your ileostomy.

by baglady4lyfe July 10, 2017

Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Optomisdick

A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.

Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.

by Blantern August 1, 2018

Optometrist Love

Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.

Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?

We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.

by Budew Hater October 12, 2018

Ottoman

A word used for a group of slaves in the old Turkish kingdom. The word has integrated into street language as a word to describe people of lower worth or slaves.

Bring my ottomans faraoh.

Look at them looser's, they be my ottomans , they do what I tell 'en.

by JoshButtah November 2, 2018

octomber 13

On 13 octomber its the day to slap danielle cohn.the

Octomber 13 its the day when u slap Danielle cohn

by Brana.is.a.cute.girl October 31, 2019