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Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.
As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.
by Morris Packer December 6, 2007
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digestive nap

A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
by Alex Beard December 21, 2005
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Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
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dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)
Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
by Jrodjr November 7, 2020
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Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.
Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!
by The Lukester October 19, 2010
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nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.
Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch
by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016
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