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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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that cat cak is minging
by anonymous September 15, 2002
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Minging

To be a Minge,

To bend or twist the rules in a way that the guy in charge(Usually a g-mod server owner) won't allow and promptly ban you for.
"Nah you said that I can't be IN the house for 15 minutes, so technically I didn't Mic spam in the house."
"Stop fucking Minging. You standing outside the window and mic spamming is the same thing"
by TellmeNinetails June 27, 2019
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sandy mangina syndrome

A disease that afflicts men causing extreme irritability and excessive bitching! Cured only by rinsing out ones sandy mangina.
Last night i was trying to play battlefield bad company 2 with feather but he has sandy mangina syndrome so i had to mute him
by godnothing January 5, 2011
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Mangina

A Male penis so small that should be considered a vagina, the average Mangina is 11 cm long and can't produce spermatozoa.
Whoah did you see skoofis dick?

Yeah that's a mangina if I have ever seen one!
by @lilcrablegs on ig November 13, 2019
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crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.
Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
by Pville69 November 24, 2007
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Muggin

verb~ slang. The act of insulting another.
Used mainly in the south of England.
Are you muggin' me off mate?

She's proper muggin you off.
by Funi January 21, 2006
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