Mouse Tug 

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

Mouse Tug by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

mouse-flossing 

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

mouse-flossing by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mouse on a Moped 

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

Mouse on a Moped by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

mouse crust 

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

mouse crust by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

mouse dicked 

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

mouse dicked by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

Mouse Harvesting by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017

mouse ear 

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "

female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time

mouse ear by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017