montgomery, ohio

A hell hole suburb of Cincinnati. Considered a great place to raise kids, but really is an example of why soccer mom's should be banned from voting and running for office. The cops here have nothing better to do than pick on teenagers, blacks, and anyone who's been in trouble with them before. The main roads have stop signs for streets with 5 fucking house's on them. The residents are a bunch of rich phony fucks, who got nothing better to do than one up each other. Half the kids get a new car on their birthday, and you're looked down upon if you're not rich, and preppy.

Typical soccer mom conversation in Montgomery, Ohio
Montgomeryite 1: I love my BMW, it's got heated seats.
Montgomeryite 2: Oh yeah my BMW has heated AND cooled seats.
Montgomeryite 1 (calls husband): Buy me a new Beemer!!!!! I need cooled seats, the hand stitched leather, and the real redwood trim, none of that plastic shit this time!!
Montgomeryite 2: Someone should do something about that 25MPH speed limit on Montgomery Road by the Kroger, it's too fast!!!!!!
Montgomeryite 1: I know be thankful I'm also the mayor, I'll gonna lower it to 15 and have make sure there's always 2 cops patrolling it!

by bankman February 13, 2010

esteban montero

a perfectly round guy. Loves minecraft and likes a new girl each day.

- your typical Fuckboy

Hey Esteban Montero ! Who's the next girl?

by minecraftkid February 10, 2017

Montgomery County

rich and diverse surburb in maryland where every black person WISH THEY WAS GHETTO. everybody says they're from d.c. , but they know darn well they were born in raised in montgomery county. montgomery county is also home to fake wannabe gangs

People A: what you bouta do punk we from white oak you don't wanna see us !
person B:bitch please, im from barry farms niqqa yall from sweet ass Montgomery County, fuck you talkinn bout !
People A: .....oh nvm.

by lilshawdeee5 July 30, 2011

montebon

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)

va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip

by mikayyyy July 31, 2007

Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.

Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.

by 76monteman April 4, 2004

Le'Monte

Used to describe a one of a kind, very attractive man that usually has traits that portray that of a Gemini.

Look at that Le'Monte, he could get it

by The 3D bandit March 10, 2012