5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha

I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!

by WooftyOne April 28, 2005

fifteen minute punch

a one hitter quitter.

this phrase came from an in famous internet video in witch a man gets knocked out in a fight shortly after stating how much time was left to fight

dark epiphany:dude last night some old guy gave me shit on the bus so i gave him the "fifteen minute punch"

eclipse:FUCK YEAH!!!!

by pianoskills07 April 21, 2007

Chicken Mittens

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

by David Williams September 12, 2005