mincer

A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile

'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'

by Max-Felix October 10, 2006

Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005

Mincers

Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.

"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."

by Nannerama April 8, 2010

mingledwarf

one who bites fart bubbles (or any type of bubbles) underwater

Joe, you mingledwarf, go bite some bubbles.

by Ryan F., Nathan K., Shawn W., November 6, 2008

minoleum

When you get so drunk you can't do anything but lay face down on the floor in your own vomit.

location of origin is Texas panhandle

"Dude, You should have seen the minoleum at the party last night."

"You should have seen it i got minoleumed at the bar last night."

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

mincreft

When you try to spell Mine Craft when your drunk

Dude 1:Spell mine craft
Dude 2: Mincreft
Dude 1: oh your drunk

by qwerty696969420 November 2, 2020

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014