Justice Measurement

A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.

He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.

by Professor_Holmes November 15, 2021

dying of measles

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.

No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.

by TheManW/ThePlan April 14, 2007

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

Play with ya mamas

to tell somebody to play with their mother instead of you

go play with ya mamas not me 😂

by cici12 March 15, 2021

one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

measurebation

To derive pleasure from obtaining or analyzing measurements

Joe: I think it needs to go three millimeters your way...
Frank: Stop that measurebation, just set it down!

by oggfile June 11, 2008

Meast's Beasts

An angry fantasy football team, whose shitty record year after year comes from endless ass whippings and torment by more formidable fantasy teams. You'll see this team vent frustrations on fantasy football message boards, usually using words like "cobra", "seabiscuit", and "weenie".

Meast's Beasts has a real shitty team this year.

by FANTASYKILLA November 22, 2004