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mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
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mega stress

this place gives u mega stress & a visit to the docs as people dont want to go, the management are repulsive & couldnt run a raffle never mind an establishment for vulnerable people. if u are an odd shaped bastard or a pillow fucker u will fit in fine!
god there goes another top worker down with mega stress, whens it going to come to a halt? drastic action required!
by pissed off big time February 22, 2008
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Mega shithole

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more
Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole
by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019
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mega mess

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011
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Mega swella

A advance version of big swella it means a large swollen horse like penis
Have you heard he has a mega swella
by Mr.realnigga October 28, 2020
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mega-BSer

noun: a compulsive liar; can be used to reference any living creature, human and/or non-human; can be used to reference Cole.
"You know, I wish Cole wasn't such a mega-BSer. He lies about everything."
by subatlanticexplorer June 24, 2008
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Mega Faggot

A man whom is gay that cheats on his male spouse.
by Mega Man 0987654 January 20, 2017
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