loser

anybody who reads the urban dictionary

i am a loser

by CultistOfJimmy January 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary loser

A retard who posts definitions conveying/supporting their own not-so-politically-correct opinions. Yes, this definition is not very politically correct either. That would make me a hypocrite, which Urban Dictionary losers are as well.

An example would be the guy/girl who wrote the first definition for SkullCandy saying that they were very poor earphones and that those who bought them were idiots, or something like similar. Funny that, I just bought some today and have to say they are amazing. He/she was just an Urban Dictionary loser trying to push their own opinions on other people via this wonderful service.

by Unknown8372646 June 28, 2012

loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

by entrails May 25, 2008

Losers of the Year

A Southern California band consisting of 4 brothers. Best know for upbeat, high energy original rock music and interactive concerts.

Also known as LOTY and The LOTY BOYS.

Dude: What band is this?
Girl: Losers of the Year, duh!

by Annoyoumous January 24, 2010

Loser's Manual

The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.

Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.

by ReaperB October 26, 2013

Losership

An antonym for leadership, especially in business organizations that have rebranded the term management as "leadership". Incompetent management is incapable of providing leadership. Such managers are incapable of leading the organization towards successes. Instead they unwittingly get everyone lost and the organization loses over and over again.

Once again corporate losership failed to provide timely decisions about the prioritization of project work and millions of dollars were wasted resulting in a delivery failure of a mission critical project. They call themselves leaders, but the organization loses again.

by Monkey440 June 15, 2018

Loserlike

To appear to be a loser upon initial meeting, but in reality are successful despite a lower than average IQ

I met Karl today and was not impressed, I think he is loserlike though as his wife is hot.

by JavaWeenie January 5, 2019