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Lonely Sailor 

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.

lonely salad 

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
lonely salad by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

i am lonely 

i am lonely

no one loves me

help

the lonely island 

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.
The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

Linda Lovelace 

Female star of <i><b>Deep Throat</b></i>, and widely renowned for the depth to which she could orally insert John Holmes' legendary male member.
Debbie decided to surprise Robert by waking him with her Linda Lovelace impression.
Lorelyn is a very beautiful woman, when she feels like it, she can give the best back scratches but thats when she feels like it... like never..... anyways, she is sexy but not sleazy, and is the perfect girl a guy could have.
Lorelyn is amazing!
Lorelyn by patrick bastianelli December 17, 2008