Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016

bitch knees

when someone's knees hurt/are red because they're on them a lot due to dick sucking

Abbi and Justin went to the bathroom for a while, when she returned she has bitch knees from being on the so much.

by icetea7 November 14, 2017

Polish kneeslapper

An acknowledgment of a bad joke by slapping your knee in an obviously sarcastic manner. Antonym: kneeslapper. Synonym: dad joke.

HA! That's a good Polish kneeslapper, Chad! HA! Ha!! ha!!!

by Champ Liberty August 3, 2019

orgy knees

orgy knees refers to if somebody is ticklish on there knees, orgy neck and orgy feet are more commonly used!

DONT TICKLE MY KNEES!

WHY NOT?

I WILL ORGY!

HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE ORGY KNEES!

by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

knock knees

when a girls knees knock together when she walks she is said to give head alot

the football team thought amanda was alot of fun but everyone made fun of her knock knees

by wayne king December 6, 2004

ashy knees

Cumming on one's thighs and licking down to the knees.

She complained about her pants sticking to her ashy knees.

by Factual booty August 12, 2016

HIV Knees

When your knees are really fucked up as a result of an over-devolped crick symptom of the leg.

"Dean shut up, youz got HIV Knees."
-Tungsten

"Dean can't come out and play because he's got HIV Knees." -Dean's mom

by JAMESJ March 4, 2003