Kiwi

Sheep. thats all.

ask an aussie (or a kiwi for that matter)

by hehrhhehehehej March 29, 2020

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Kiwi

*A small Australian bird

Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names

"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."

by bruh3223 December 18, 2014