barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

coatsburg, illinois

Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.

Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.

by grandfatherpbitch May 16, 2014

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019

Byron, Illinois

oreo

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020

Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.

what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024