Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Kindley

A type of Prostitute that hates/Denies they are one to preserve an innocent look

PIGGY! PIGGY! DADDY!

SAID THE KINDLEY

by Cscjsa123 November 16, 2017

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her June 10, 2018

Kindle kids

Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.

Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids

by Good at ark August 11, 2018

kiddiekummer

When someone has no younger siblings so they go for people of their own age who happen to look a lot younger to compensate.

Margaret: I actually think he's really hot

Kara: Ew, he's literally 5 feet !

Margaret: Ugh fuck I know I'm into it, I have a shitty case of kiddiekummer

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

kindlelynn

A beautiful girl that tries to deny it. Her eyes are so deep you'll get lost. Very respectful,kind, funny. Acts very stupid around her friends but with new people she's kinda shy. If you ever get a kindlelynn hold on to her she's the best.

Jack: whoah who's that
Hannah: that's a kindlelynn

by Jsdhjwhe June 22, 2019