Keller

Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.

Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller

by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015

Hellen Keller

When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.

She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.

by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016

trinity keller

a proper dirty sket likes to photoshop her photos and hate on her own fan pages and she thinks she’s relevant

person 1: isn’t that trinity keller?

person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt

by prettyfitlass123 May 12, 2019

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006