box jockey

Slang for someone versed in the art of cracking safes.

"They said he could get into anything. They said he's even been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy."

by alfred fellig January 28, 2005

jimmy jacked

To screw something up or when something isfucked up.

I done jimmy jacked my leg jumpin' off that damn horse. or That whole situation is so Jimmy Jacked, what a bunch of fools.

by Tonya and April October 24, 2005

sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

by slapmeat July 30, 2003

nigger jacked

to be physically muscular without working out a day in your life.

my cousin is so nigger jacked.

by poppaboner February 16, 2008

sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.

Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.

by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006

jockers

Jockers - People who tries to copy other people or do the things other people are trying to do. Derived from the work Jock.

Dude, what jockers.. they wanna do the same ish we are planning on doing.

by jimmyz July 4, 2005

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009