(v) what you end up writing on your paper because the hot chick in front of you has her thong showing and you just can't concentrate and all you write on your test is useless answers.
by jack the fart ripper May 13, 2010
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008
n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.
v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.
2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.
2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."
V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
by five_generations May 04, 2009
by TRAILERPARKFIRE November 26, 2009
noun; rambunctious jizz
1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 04, 2017