just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November

on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend

by mr. sexi November 2, 2019

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

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Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020

the jerma curse

A curse sometimes incurred by content creators (most notably Jerma) in which they go viral often but no one recognizes them, popular Jerma examples include The small enemy spider, the giant enemy spider, peep the horror, when the impostor is sus, etc.

Bro got the Jerma curse 💀💀💀

by Butters my Butthole™ February 16, 2022

tijuana circle jerk

Like a regular circle jerk, but with a donkey in the middle. Last one to cum on the donkey gets fucked by the donkey.

Last Friday, I went to Mexico, and for five dollars, I participated in a tijuana circle jerk. Thank God I didn't finish last.

by yourignhere July 28, 2015

twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Jeremy Shada

The voice of Finn the Human from Adventure Time. Not only is he a voice actor but he played young Charlie on Lost. His most recent show was on Cartoon Network called Incredible Crew. Jeremy has a fanbase called the Slim Shadas. You can find them on tumblr or on twitter. Jeremy is defined as Perfect in everyones eye.

Wow did you see Jeremy Shada on Incredible Crew last night?

by jeremyfan May 21, 2013