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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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Infinite the Jackass

Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all

1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
by creechurr July 24, 2025
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extremely infinite no you

this card counters the infinite no you. the person who tries to counter any of the cards crafted by this creatorhas thousand light year+ infinite gay and cannot be countered

by anything in existence.
no you

infinite no you

extremely infinite no you
by spotlight ah moonlight ah September 11, 2022
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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
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Infinite Craft

A game made by neal.fun,
where you can make whatever monstrosity your skibidi rizz brainrot mind could ever think of.
guy: "Hey man, what did you make in Infinite Craft?"
guy2: "chess porn"
by Anna409p April 16, 2024
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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020
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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 26, 2023
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