Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018

plague tub

Cruise liner

You sail on that plague tub and you’ll never come back alive.

by Lord Richards April 13, 2020

Tub biter

A person who farts in a bathtub and bites the bubbles

Aidan’s such a tub biter

by ItzYaBoi420_69 April 8, 2019

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

tub of ice

A literal tub of ice, you dumb shit

Fuck off. You know how its used.... I fell into a tub of ice

by Soapalex November 15, 2017

Tub slut

A lad who is a crack house jumper goes where ever the rock's are. Will fuck with a method dick just to get his fix

There goes the local tub slut he is such a jayden

by C-rockjay July 21, 2017