freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

by Imtotallynotracist April 29, 2015

korkys garden

To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality

Person A

"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."

Person B

"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"

by Girthy Schlong July 18, 2014

Ghetto Garden

An empty lot that is located in an urban area, usually overtaken by weeds, crabgrass, overgrown bushes, discarded trash, and used needles/empty bottles of cheap booze. Usually surrounded by several abandoned buildings. Sometimes, a stray marijuana plant can be seen sprouting up from the Ghetto Garden.

Darnell and his homies live in the projects, so the only place they can go to play is the Ghetto Garden.

Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.

by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017

Detroit Garden

A residential plot that has had no upkeep whatsoever and is overgrown with weeds.

Have you seen Keith's front yard with all those sunflowers!? It's a mess, a total Detroit Garden.

by Random McNally September 1, 2019

Person Garden

A cemetery.

Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

grandpa gardener

My very bitchy garden fairy grandpa

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022