Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Laggy pants

Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.

ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.

by ian anarchy November 5, 2009

Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

Hughes Pants

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it

Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!

by CumsterCass May 28, 2018

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

yolo pants

saying that derived from "yolo swag nuts in my pants" and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it

the awe-inspiring epical pants

guarded behind a magical door by Erin and Lio

Love me for my yolo pants
Yolo pants revolution

Do it for the yolo pants! </3

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016