Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator

The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an natural born skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: It is impossible to imitate The Imitator.

Coined in Ibiza 2020.

The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an innate skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: “(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator.”

Coined in Ibiza 2020. Where dance floors have been in close comité and most faces became familiar.

by Jay C Gil November 19, 2020

impassenger

n. What you become when you execute a pre-pull, i.e., pulling the car door handle just as someone hits the unlock button.

Kevin's pre-pull rendered him an impassenger

by dohsetsu December 11, 2007

impoestic

- One who cannot decide if he/she prefers imports or domestic in regards of vehicular choice.

- Is a fan of imported and domestic vehicles.

1st Person: Man,you need to decide what you like, Imports or Domestics!

2nd Person: Im Impoestic, I love both, I cant decide on one.

by HCR/UNI March 18, 2008

Impostrant

When an imposter tries to act important.

"Look at Jesse over there being impostrant. We all know he's a fake ass bitch."

by IcallmypeenTheDragon November 7, 2016

Imposture

Pretending to be somebody your not because you think society will treat you better

Omg he acts so white and he's really black ,such an imposture!

by Ialwayslovehard1118 May 31, 2018

impsosibel

It was supposed to be spelled as impossible, however due to spedsta's big brain it became impsosibel.

it's impsosibel to win hackers in game!

by ascertain102 June 14, 2020