idiotrician

A person who is less than useless in the face of an electical device

Dustin refuses to help plug in the television - i think it's 'cause he's an idiotrician

by hotears March 1, 2009

Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks

Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine

by MIG Pilot June 10, 2009

idiotsyncracy

Any method or procedure
based in ritual or dogma
that continues by force of momentum
beyond the limits of common sense,
excepting personal, faith-based sacraments, of course.

The idiotsyncracy of democracy
evolved solutions to its own travesties...
the 'square deal, square meal' plan, for example.

by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

by Bogbrush July 29, 2011

idiotager

A not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier teenager who thinks of themselves as important

Simply because they think they have invented such socially time immemorial concepts as sex, drugs, fashion, etc

Father: son, my favorite idiotager, even if you are no longer virgin, you did not invent sex, drugs or fashion. Now go and invent something like a cure for aids and then feel important about yourself.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2014

idiot nachos

Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave

Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.

by Buthed June 7, 2018