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hypochris

When anyone bearing a name starting with Chris (Christopher, Christian, Christina, Crystal etc.) acts in a hypocritical fashion.
Christopher acted like a true hypochris when he complained about peoples lack of generosity over dinner and then refused to tip his waitress.
by Mr T$ March 2, 2010
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hypocrite

Black people. The race that always complains about how they don't get their way. Ignoring the fact that white people have given them everything. More and more reparations. What more do they want?
Black people are such hypocrites.

Black people are the most hypocritical race.
by Cajun Society 4 Life June 13, 2020
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not hypocrisy

The things that ignorant right wing, mainly American republican twats like to use as their arguments against the left wing They accuse us of hypocrisy and here I explain how wrong they are.

1) Apparently we are hypocrital because we hold life sacred in that we oppose the death penalty but are also pro-abortion. They completely mis understand because I for one, DON'T hold life sacred but hold HAPPINESS sacred. look at it like that and we're not hypocritical.
How much unHAPPINESS can a unborn foetus suffer, even in the very unlikely chance that these extremely young foetus have emotions when they don't know their going to die and are killed quickly when COMPARED TO the CONTINUOUS suffering of an unwanted child an unwanting mother whos had her life destroyed OR the unHAPPINESS of an innocent person on death row or even a guilty person who made one mistake for whatever incomprehensable and hence unjudgeable reason (and can we really ever trust humans not to make mistakes enough to allow them power of life and death over someone?)

2) Apparently we are hypocritical because we oppose hatred and intollerance and yet hate and are intollerant of those who aren't left wing. Well, we oppose OFFENSIVE intollerance. Intollerance for no reason other than someones harmless religious devotion or sexual preference. That sort of intollerance is bullying on a national scale. And are you intollerant of a school yard bully's bullying if you stand up to him? Are you not allowing him to express himself through the way he injures and makes miserable that geek kid?
Right winger: You liberal scum are so hypocritical

Left Winger: Read above ^ and aren't you the people who think that people on income support and asylum seekers get more money than they deserve (even though its barely enough to live on) and yet don't seem to mind it that in your anti-tax the rich society kids can get more money they deserve (and this time ITS MASSES MORE THAN THEY NEED TO LIVE ON) just because their parents are rich?

Right winger: um.... errrrr.... I need to rethink.
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
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Vaccine Hypocrisy

When a country blamed other nations for using their own state-funded vaccines to expand their political and economic influence across the world, and now it is doing the same thing, by promising to donate millions of vaccine doses to developing nations to make up for its geopolitical losses, which arose due to fake political leadership.
To counter China’s and Russia’s vaccine diplomacy in the developing world, the US has succumbed to vaccine hypocrisy, as it plans to donate half a billion Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine doses globally as a desperate attempt to resurrect its comatose leadership on the world stage.
by MathPlus June 10, 2021
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Hypochristian

all of the above, anda rocking song by kult of the dead rock star
by tranquil_demon September 10, 2003
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Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.
All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!
by Rifle May 20, 2008
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Hypocrisy

the act of being in contradiction. one who practices hypocrisy is a hypocrite. hypocisy is one of the 3 things in this world i will not tollerate.
hypocrisy is a sin and death will fly on swift wings to those who do not repent
by the vector cannon June 21, 2004
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