Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.

Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.

Jersey Hot Pocket by Rockon1885 December 22, 2008

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Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,

Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?

Alabamha Hot Pocket by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009

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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it

Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket

Homeless Hot Pocket by redneck101 November 21, 2013

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New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.

Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.

New Delhi Hot Pocket by vanilaBean June 24, 2018