long hick

long hick (aka long hill) - a town in central jersey with the narstiest people of all times. they hang around dunkin donuts with there rebel flags and bogges. they stay up til 4 in the morning cutting wood and shooting deer. they plant crops and drink buuuur all day loong. they cruise down da streets in there 18 century carrs and buy everything with quarters. eating straws is a common habit to do around 12 as their midnight snacks. LOOOOOONG HICK BEER BELLYS 10'.

ALL DAY ERRRADAAAAAY

alsooo.. if you live in long hill you are THE coolest person ever. we even get tattoooos saying LH. <3 gooootttta rep are towns. fags.

LOOOOONG HIIIICKS FO LYYYFE.

long hick.

by Michael Darwin November 30, 2010

chot hick

A chot hick is a hot chick, also known as a chot, or chottie or chotlet etc..

"Dang look at that chot hick!"
"Dang that girl is chot!"
"What's up chottie?"

by DoyleB March 11, 2010

urban hick

A person from the city (urban) who lacks the skills and knowledge that come from living in a small town or rural area. An urban hick would not know how to make beef jerky out of the deer he shot last week or how to can vegetables - or grow a garden for that matter - making him or her appear to be a "hick" in the eyes of non-urban locals.

Jenny, this salsa tastes great.

Thanks. My mom canned a bunch this summer.
Doesn't it come in a jar?
You're such an urban hick.

by Etiquette Girl December 3, 2009

Halo Hick

Some fucktard who plays Halo, who presumably bought an Xbox just for the game, and appearently isn't good with financial decisions.

Some Halo Hick: I don buy me an Xbox, now I have nutin to eat but it itself.

by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005

Zombie hick

A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in

Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick

by Tdawg the dawg May 23, 2010

Spic-Hick

A Spic-Hick is someone of a race that is NOT hispanic but gives the appearance of a hispanic. ex. dark complexion, dark hair, dark eyes. This person could be of ANY race but they look like a hispanic. Italians are exetremely susceptible to being called this on account of the simalarities in the pigment of their skin that gives them the appearance of a hispanic (Mexican, Puerto Rican, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey, there's Anthony."
Person 2: "Dude, is he Mexican or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, he's Italian he just looks like it"
Person 2: "Ooh, so he's a Spic-Hick?"
Person 1: "Yup."

by It'sF'dUpButIt'sFunny June 23, 2011

inbred hick

The product of incest. Although inbreeding is undesirable and unhealthy, an incestious relationship can be quite beautiful.

inbred hick is my example.

by ichbeinshleitzbergvongrachtein December 28, 2005